Girl Gone Wilde

Don’t Quit Your Day Job

For the uninitiated, the smexy silhouette in question is the character played by Olivia Wilde on that show about the cranky doctor that’s loosely based on Sherlock Holmes.  She has recently taken an extended leave of absence from House to make some noteworthy appearances on the big screen, leaving fans with a big empty space where the smart-ass chick member of the team is supposed to be.

Last week, after seventeen long, lonely, sass-less episodes, she made her triumphant return… and it involved an unhealthily large spud gun.

The rest is fairly self-explanatory.