Don’t Quit Your Day job
That sheet in Karen’s hand? Actual spreadsheet mapping out all the bands she wants to see, and when and where they are playing. This thing exists. I cannot make up that level of fan girl madness.
What else exists? That blanket. Flannel quilt. Best. Thing. Ever.
And Karen, honey? If you see this, please put down the Giant Tube ‘O Margarita. You will thank me in the morning. ❤
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