funny story!

So someone at work found a recipe for microwave peanut brittle, and because I love peanut brittle almost as much as chocolate, I very cheerfully look the copy she offered me.

Looking at the recipe today, I realized I had everything in house already, so I made a batch!

This is not the funny part.

As per usual, I managed to mess up and not hold the baking soda until the end like I was supposed to.

Still not the funny part.

Even though it looked ok, I had enough ingredients left to try again, so I did.

Still not really funny.

After the first four minutes in the microwave, I had a bowl of boiling sugar and peanuts, and assorted sticky cooking utensils.

Here comes the funny part.

I was talking to Dear Roommie while handling said bowl of boiling sugar and peanuts, and somehow wound up mishandling one of the sticky cooking utensils as it came out of the bowl, and…

Funny story!  Melted sugar is REALLY FREAKISHLY HOT!

Also, it is very hard to get off your skin because it solidifies very quickly – while still being freakishly hot.

Just to add insult to (all too literal) injury –

The batch that burned me was, in turn, burned.  Or at least overcooked.

Yeah, that really wasn’t funny at all, was it?

Ouch.

Update:
(WARNING! THAR BE MODERATELY ICKY THINGS AHEAD!)

Red pepper, I love you.

Somewhere on her beautiful mountain-top, my mother is watching the fiery fall colors and crying a little, but doesn’t know why.  What she doesn’t know (yet) is that this evening, I pulled a small meatloaf I made -using her wonderful recipe- from the freezer and did something she would consider unthinkable.

I took out a week’s frustration at the congestion that has been meandering between my lungs and nose all week on the meatloaf, with a pile of sinus-freeing spicy things.  I lined the bottom of the baking dish with a smoky citrus salsa, then doused the meat with both white and crushed red pepper, and baked the thing until the spicy flavor permeated every meaty bite.

And it was glorious.

Happy Tube o’ Meat Day!

There are few things in this world more pleasant than opening the oven and being enveloped in a cloud of garlic-gas.  (Unless you’re my mother, in which case that is apparently a very unpleasant thing.)

I had a pound of ground beef – a Tube o’ Meat, as it were – wasting away in my freezer.  I bought it planning to… I’m not sure what I was planning, other than to up my intake of iron for a change.

Anyway, I decided it was time to cook it tonight, so I did.  I got it good and thoroughly browned in my trusty non-stick skillet, then sectioned off enough for two small shepherd’s pies and the rest went into a nice big pot for some slow-cooked spaghetti sauce.

The shepherds pie is very loosely based on a recipe from one of my ancient Betty Crocker’s New [haha] Dinner for Two books and some of the recipes from foodnetwork.com:

Preheat oven to 350 F.

Ingredients:
1 potato
1 tbs (-ish) butter
heavy cream
white pepper
garlic powder
1/2 lb (-ish) ground beef
Worcestershire sauce
ground black pepper
beef broth
marsala cooking wine
chopped onions
green peas
garlic

Optional seasonings: marjoram, oregano, whatever makes you happy

Cut potato into several chunks and boil until very soft.  Drain off the water, mash the potato with butter and a dash of heavy cream until very smooth.  Mix in white pepper and garlic powder to taste.

Brown ground beef.  Add garlic, onions, and peas.  Drown in beef broth and Worcestershire sauce with a splash of marsala cooking wine.  Season to taste with liberal quantities of ground black pepper and your standard Italian herbs.  Keep cooking a few more minutes, until the liquid ingredients have boiled down a little.

Line bottom of baking dish(es) with ground beef mixture.

Daub mashed potatoes over the top.  Don’t smooth out all the little peaks on top – that’s the part that browns!  Pour a little more beef broth over it to be sure nothing dries out.

Bake for 30 minutes or until potatoes begin to brown.

Handle with extreme care when removing from the oven and let it cool!

Dinner!

I like using the little baking dishes because I can eat one pie tonight and slap a cover over the second, refrigerate, and reheat for a second meal later in the week.

Now for that spaghetti sauce:

(same idea as the lasagna sauce, just with beef)

Ingredients:
1/2 lb (ish) ground beef
1 large can diced tomatoes
diced onion
garlic
marsala cooking wine
half the contents of your spice cabinet (within reason)

Brown the beef.  Add liberal quantities of cooking wine, garlic, onion, and all your favorite spices.  This particular batch contains the following:

marjoram
oregano
sage
basil
paprika
crushed red pepper
rosemary
white pepper

Oh yeah, and – uh – some diced tomatoes.  Y’know… for a splash of color.

Let simmer on very low heat for as long as you can, stirring occasionally just to be sure nothing is burning to the bottom.  If it starts drying out, add beef broth (or more cooking wine).  Throw in an additional can of tomato paste for thicker sauce.